Students Blues
There was once a medical student specialising in pathology who truly wanted to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit his school's path lab following his classes to do extra work.
One evening he uncovered a cadaver only to notice a cork plugging his rectum. Curious, he removed the cork only to hear, "Everyday, everyday I have the Blues, everyday everyday I have the blues...." Startled, he replaced the cork. Curiosity soon got the best of him and he once again removed the cork. Again he hear the same tune "Everyday, everyday I have the Blues...."
He could stand it no more. He replaced the cork, covered the cadaver and raced upstairs to the Professor's office. He persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once there, the student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed the corked rectum. The Professor looked unfazed. When the student removed the cork the same tune emanated, "Everyday, everyday I have the Blues...." The Professor looked bored and started to walk away. The student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the professor, "Don't you find this amazing?"
The Professor replied, "Not really, any asshole can sing the Blues."
Death of a blues harp player
A blues harp player was killed in a car accident on the way to a gig. When he woke up he was at the firey gates of hell! Once the neccessary signing in was taken care of he was shuffled to a room where a really hot blues band was playing. He quickly pulled out his harp and sat in with the band. After a few scorching hot blues songs were played, he leaned over and asked the guitarist "Hey how can they call this place hell this is fantastic!" To which the guitarist replied, "A chick singer sits in on Saturdays!"
Q..Why don't blues guitarist play on a fish?
A.. You can't tuna fish.
Q..What do you get if you cross a Blues Harp player with an orangutan?
A..A retarded Orangutan.
Q..What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A..A flat minor.
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